I’m Not a Bad Cat

I'm not a bad cat; I hiss and claw and growl at you; it's the language I was taught to use But you never ask me for my paw, or back me into the corner wall You give me treats and sit with me; tell me jokes and your stories So even though I look … Continue reading I’m Not a Bad Cat

How To Box Up a Rooster

"I want to adopt that rooster." Maybe if I pretend not to hear, they'll go away. "I heard you were the person who could box up that rooster for me. I want to adopt that rooster." Nope, no getting out of this one. Today I am a rooster wrangler. Roosters and I used to get … Continue reading How To Box Up a Rooster